Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Punched in the face/Pretty Girls Make Graves


What a birthday. Went to Columbia, S.C. and had a good time watching football (hell yes the Panthers lost!) and enjoying free birthday drinks. Then we went to some swanky, well not really swanky, but lame....very lame yes, place called “Good Company." Let me tell you, it’s not so “Good” and the “Company” can suck it.

We walked to the back of the bar and turned around. Walking the other way when next thing I know, some fratty bouncer punched me in the face. A little hoe-bag of a waitress said that I grabbed her ass, which I didn’t, and this jerk-off goes off and sucker punches me. Always hoped that my first shot to the face would come in S.C. where, yes Dorthy, people are very stupid, are missing teeth and probably sleep with their sisters.

Got back up, yelled in his face and was kicked out. 1 point for Kyle! Cops pulled up, yelling, bad. So, fast-forward two days and you have a bruised lip and plenty of jabs from co-workers.

Can’t do anything legally due to blood alcohol issues and probably never will go back to that hillbilly ass town again. If you go there, boycott “Good Company," hell, throw a brick through their window.

Spurrier and the USC Gamecocks are on my shitlist.

Probably SHOULD have grabbed that girl’s ass since I took a punch for it.

Anyway, here are some cuts from the new Pretty Girls Make Graves “Élan Vita” album. Leak-a-da-leak. Street date of April, but it’s so good you should hear a few songs now. I'll be buying it, so you should too.

Pretty Girls Make Graves — The Noctural House [mp3]
Pretty Girls Make Graves — Pyrite Pedestal [mp3]
Pretty Girls Make Graves — Wildcat [mp3]

Matador PGMG site [link]
prettygirlsmakegraves.com [link]

4 Comments:

Blogger Goose said...

Next time I'm in SC I know where to "accidentally set fire" now, ya know, besides the rest of the state

1:28 PM  
Anonymous brian said...

that story's pretty awesome. and pretty girls is a pretty good band to start fires to. yeah, pretty cool post.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, when your grandma & I come down, we're going back to that bar and kick some ass.
Gramps

7:54 PM  
Blogger bryan said...

woah, i didn't know there were more tracks than just The Nocturnal House floating around. thanks!

7:42 PM  

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